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Apologies if you're just stumbling upon this and wondering what the hell my problem is. Here is a link to my very first entry, if you wanna know more. Read some of my entries, and if you don't like the idea, or are just plain scared, drop us an e-mail - skilldemon@yahoo.co.uk - and I will be happy to receive any complaints. By the way, if you're wondering whether or not I flipped a coin to write this introduction, I didn't. Link | heads or tails? {3} | Share | Flag christ. Jun. 19th, 2007 | 05:54 pm I just told a Doctor that I cannot help recover his money because I am washing my hair. I also relayed a 9/11 joke. Bit harsh. All I ever do these days is write sarky e-mails or pick on Facebook members. Perhaps it's time I took a step back from technology, with coin-assisted behaviour I will soon determine what forms of said technology to avoid. Link | heads or tails? | Share | Flag entertaining vs nursing. Jun. 11th, 2007 | 04:41 pm tunes: At the Drive-In - Hulahoop Wounds Obviously, I should have thought twice about replying to that e-mail. Now every bastard wants a piece of my contact detail action. I have been instructed by MR OUMAROU SENI not to entertain any atom of fear. First it was 'nurse', now it's 'entertain'. Maybe I should try this scam myself; lord knows I could write a better covering letter than these guys. Link | heads or tails? | Share | Flag gimme money, bitch! Jun. 1st, 2007 | 08:52 pm tunes: Iffy - Double Dutch Our good friend Dr. Henrere has written to me again. Basically, he wants me to hurry up. Basically, I'm gonna tell him no. There. Saved myself a long update. Link | heads or tails? | Share | Flag big business doesn't come cheap. it might cost me my legs. May. 29th, 2007 | 06:31 pm My dear Mr.Moneda Homme, Good day, Please open the attach messages and respond to this mail.Note that this transaction donot need any delay because my bank will be Auditing very soon Waiting to hear from you Dr Aka Henrere (fuck me he's left a phone number). What do you reckon, kids? He attached a doc file to fill in too. Though I'm not opening that, cos it's probably a virus or ten. Link | heads or tails? {2} | Share | Flag #14b - money money money, never funny when it belongs to a man who has been involved in an air crash May. 28th, 2007 | 07:38 pm "Dr Henrere, I'd be delighted to help out. Though I need an hour or two first to find my passport, I can see that time is of the essence, and I will endeavour to give you my details immediately. It is very sad that your foreign customer died. I would like to offer some of the money you will send me towards paying for the upkeep of the place where he has been buried/cremated. I would consider it an honour. Yours faithfully, Mr. C Mann" Hmm, best change that name, it sounds a bit like "semen", as if I were giving a fake name on purpose. Yours faithfully, Mr Moneda Homme Nice. Classy. Link | heads or tails? | Share | Flag #14(a) - the good samaritan vs the money-scamming trickster May. 28th, 2007 | 07:34 pm "FROM THE DESK OF DR AKA HENRERE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER, BANK OF AFRICA, OUAGADOUGOU BUKINA-FASO. Compliment Of The Day, I am Dr Aka henrere from burkina faso...In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of USD$25.8million US dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in plane Crashes 2000, Since his death, we have been expecting his next of Kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless somebody applies for it as next of Kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking and financial policies but unfortunately all the efforts proved abortive. IT is therefore upon this discovery that I decided as the head of my department to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed bills. Do not view this as been illegal but an opportunity for us to help enrich our hope in life instead of the bank converting this much money to the security funds.You should not nurse any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the smooth transfer of this funds and your acceptance is what will crown this effort. We will conclude this operation within 14 banking days based on the amount of coperation you will contribute. Thank you for your understanding as i await your urgent response to enable me give you more details don't forget to give me those informations below to enable me know you very well before we can go ahead in this business, Your International passport or ID card............ Your private telephone number........................ Your profession.............................. .......... Your age..................................... ........... Your country................................. ........... Your’s faithfully Dr Aka henrere" Wow. This man really needs my help. Not only with giving him my personal details, but with his spelling, punctuation and grammar too. Heads - help the man Tails - tell him to take a long walk off a short pier. Fuck the coin toss (though I'm glad it came up heads), I'd have done this for a laugh anyway. Link | heads or tails? {5} | Share | Flag the next big test. May. 23rd, 2007 | 11:12 am Managed to catch up on Peep Show of last week, quite enjoyed the tribute to me. Probably starting next week, I've got a bit of a self-challenge which I will probably fail miserably at. We'll see. Link | heads or tails? | Share | Flag update. May. 6th, 2007 | 09:53 pm I haven't flipped a coin in a while. Don't worry, I'm still around, adding up probabilities and whatnot. I'll be back soon. Link | heads or tails? | Share | Flag The Coin Man VS True Love III - The Final Insult Mar. 10th, 2007 | 12:35 pm http://mmu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2233484171 Over time, the guy has worn down the girl to agree to only need 500 members, though she did impose a tricky deadline. Wael had to get 500 followers by the 15th March, which gave him two weeks to find 100 members. Yeah, so she's really seeing the funny side of all this, and giving the guy a real chance, which is great. Time passes, members join at a fairly steady rate (about 10 per day actually), then suddenly EESH, the number of members drops very very sharply; 10 people leave within the space of a day. The girl is accused of telling/asking/encouraging people to leave the fucking group. Is it just me or is she not all that arsed about this marriage thing? Today, I check up on the story and the magic 500 is upon us. The day where a woman will agree to spending the rest of her life with the one man she cares about. A special day. So...Lucy says they need 502 because herself and Wael don't count, or the wedding's off. Shit! What did he do to deserve this? Does he beat her in secret or something? The poor guy's getting strung along. She put a message up which read something like "do I have to say yes? :(" COURSE YOU FUCKING DO! THAT'S...